Introducing the DESTROY CAPITALISM tee, a garment lovingly produced, packaged, marketed, and sold within the very system it gently suggests reconsidering. Available now for the deeply ironic price of £19.84 (because nothing says “resistance” like a psychologically satisfying Orwell reference at checkout).

The front features bold, uncompromising typography that loudly questions the ethics of retail consumption… while quietly requiring you to add it to your basket and enter card details. The design is paired with a subtle, retail-inspired price tag motif, because if we’re going down, we may as well have good branding.

Crafted on a heavyweight cotton base with a relaxed, classic fit, this tee is built for longevity, which is convenient, since dismantling global economic systems might take a while. It holds its shape through wash cycles, ideological crises, and awkward conversations at dinner parties.

Details (because structure matters, even in revolution):

Seamless double-needle collar Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders for added durability Fabrication: 100% preshrunk cotton jersey (ethically ambiguous only in spirit)

A shirt for those who want to critique the system - preferably while still comfortably inside it.